I wanted a nice relaxing day today. What do I get? Mail server has been down since 5 am. System admin is swearing that the server was working 30 minutes ago, even though I can show him we started having this problem at 5 fucking am this morning (and thank the gods it DIDN'T allow the pager to work since our pager works off of our e-mail servers).
I wanted a nice peaceful morning. Apparently my karma and I have very very different meaning of peaceful.