Eternal Darkness (djeternaldarkne) wrote,
Eternal Darkness

Fun e-mail I just got....

I have done some research and found an alarming amount of Anthrax at used record stores around the country. Most of the examples you will find are not deadly, but be extra careful of these specific titles :

1984's "Fistful of Metal"

1995's "Stomp 442"

If you read this e-mail and have concerns about your local used record store and possible contact, read the following to assess your risk level:

1. Have you purchased any used cd's by Armored Saint, DIO, Testament, Tesla or anything on Metal Blade records?

If so it's possible that this cd was sitting next to or on top of a copy of Anthrax at some point.

2. Have you traveled by bus, eaten at a fast food resturant or purchased pornography at a sex shop over the past two months?

Most owners of anthrax either work for or frequent these places.

3. Do you like the Oakland Raiders, Pittsburgh Steelers, beer, Mullets, bumper stickers that have that lovable kid Calvin urinating on some car manufacturer, beer, blue jeans with bleach stains, playboy issues that mention "twins" on the cover or beer?

You may already be infected, please go purchase a copy of N'Sync's or J-Lo's latest single, as no one with Anthrax would do that.

I hope this has been helpful, god bless you all.

:) That's great!
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