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October 25th, 2001

67 folks. The army of the minutia continues...
My Viking name is...

Dufniall Stronghand
Your Viking Personality: The tougher Vikings might let you on the boat, but generally only when they need ballast. You have a thirst for battle, and tend to strike first and think later. You might be able to hold your own on the battlefield, but you're no "berserker".

You might grumble a bit at the lack of amenities on board a Viking longboat, but you can handle it. Vikings make fun of you all the time. Not always behind your back, either.

People who've known you for a while don't always trust your word. Due to your gregariousness, you don't strike fear into the hearts of your victims. Try to be a little more surly in the future.

Oct. 25th, 2001

AH! Hmm, my girlfriend found something scary. http://pub25.ezboard.com/fpolykarbonbbsfrm6.showMessage?topicID=594.topic

It's at the bottom. My ex from college. AH! Scary! Can this month be any creepier?

Fun e-mail I just got....

I have done some research and found an alarming amount of Anthrax at used record stores around the country. Most of the examples you will find are not deadly, but be extra careful of these specific titles :

1984's "Fistful of Metal"

1995's "Stomp 442"

If you read this e-mail and have concerns about your local used record store and possible contact, read the following to assess your risk level:

1. Have you purchased any used cd's by Armored Saint, DIO, Testament, Tesla or anything on Metal Blade records?

If so it's possible that this cd was sitting next to or on top of a copy of Anthrax at some point.

2. Have you traveled by bus, eaten at a fast food resturant or purchased pornography at a sex shop over the past two months?

Most owners of anthrax either work for or frequent these places.

3. Do you like the Oakland Raiders, Pittsburgh Steelers, beer, Mullets, bumper stickers that have that lovable kid Calvin urinating on some car manufacturer, beer, blue jeans with bleach stains, playboy issues that mention "twins" on the cover or beer?

You may already be infected, please go purchase a copy of N'Sync's or J-Lo's latest single, as no one with Anthrax would do that.

I hope this has been helpful, god bless you all.

:) That's great!

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