"GET OUT OF THE OVEN! I'm sorry, my boy likes to put his toys in the oven and then we don't find out about it until we start to cook food"
I laughed a bit and then a few minutes later heard the scream of a two year old and a few loud crashes, followed by:
"Hey, stop it! Now he's banging on our Italian marble floors with a mason jar"
The whole time I'm thinking, good lord people put a muzzle on the kid or in a few years you'll hear "Mommy, now it's your turn for the oven...."